"No changing table in mens bathroom. Only womens. Sexist bastards!"
"Not sure what these other tips are all about. I thought the food was good. My tip is the shrimp fajitas. Lots of shrimp provided."
"Gotta recomend Matt. Excellent deep tissue massage."
"Park - the carpool lane is looooong!"
"The Encheladas Margarita are highly recomended."
"Diet coke in cans only. No fountain. :("