"Kate the bartender is a wonderful classic bartender. She knows her drinks and loves her regulars. Nuff said."
"Any teller will tell you your account balance, so badass."
"Industry night in Sundays- half off with your Class 12 card! Even top shelf. Yup."
"Funky 2 Death! Sea Monster every Friday!!!"
"All beers are either $3 or $4 now! So delicious."
"All beers are either $3 or $4 now! Delicious."