"Cash only but their guacamole is worth it."
"You can't pay at the pump and they only take debit or cash...."
"Pick Louis. He is quite an interesting man and keep your haircut entertaining. Very detailed and dedicated to make sure you like your haircut. :)"
"Pick your pumpkins last! And try the free fresh apple cider. It takes just like as apple apple. ;)"
"You want real Japanese sushi? This is the real shiznas. It even has tables inside Japanese style with a Japanese menu."