"Try the breakfast bagels from Treats in the student centre. Great deals. Freshly made food."
"Friday and/or Saturday night Karaoke."
"Make sure to ask for your wings breaded. They're bigger wings for the same price as the other(s)."
"Try a Mcdouble, with lettuce, tomato and Mac Sauce!"
"Try the limited edition Reeses Peanut Butter Bars! Yes, you heard me, BARS! You will wish they invented these things years ago..."
"Only David knows how to make a "red-eye". Don't bother asking any of the other staff."