"Check the bushes in the back yard. Sometimes you will find a hidden prize!!"
"If you're not careful the Cajun tots will give you the Cajun trots..."
"If you're visiting here and want to bring a gift, I recommend cake, odds are the supplies are dwindling!"
"When the mayor is in the house you need to dance!"
"If you can help it don't get between the German one and his food. He bites!!"
"If it smells like bacon look in the freezer! That's where they store all the meat!"