David Holm

"super rude and aggressive staff, don't expect them to treat you well, even if they screw up."

"Bill is a cheater or a criminal who had been breaking into my house stop being a douche"

"Bill, it's cute that you were in my office when I wasn't, douche"

"Your Mens rooms have piss all over the seats"

"The accordion players can play a lot of awesome stuff"

"Avoid this road when its a big shopping weekend"