"Amazing selection of world cinema DVDs and extensive collection of all other films. Cheap to rent for the whole week."
"Buy a meat platter to share!"
"As a man you'll love the toilets which absolutely stink of mould as no one in the place has heard of bleach or getting the extraction units fixed"
"Prepare to move seats when you get into the screen as its probably broken, uncomfortable or covered in gum. If you're a man don't bother with the hand dryer in the toilets it's normally bust."
"Remember to prepare to push the trolley off the end of the conveyor. Quite who has ever left one is beyond me"
"Pre order new release Blu-rays here they are cheaper than online"