"I love thus guy! Work with him every Monday. Great guy."
"Make sure to ask for Tyler Thomas. He has a great butt."
"Shout out to my boy Alejandro. This man thinks he's a badass and actually is."
"Take deep breaths and savor the scent of wood."
"Always clap 3 times, spin around and do a handstand before entering for plus 3 endurance."