"Nice Carmel-hints in the pale ale. Which one? Ask them. I'm not good at names."
"Best burgers in town. And always a freezer full of treats for the kids!"
"Hooray for Dr J! Massage w Kristi is an educational experience."
"222: 2 eggs, 2 pancakes, 2 bacon. $3.49. Good deal!"
""Seasonal Veggie" sounds like a pile of veggies. Actually, it's black bean and corn hush puppies w veggies and orange crème fraiche. Eat it."
"Very expensive draft beer. Be prepared to pay $6.50 for a pint."