"Disneyland crowds + Pottery Barn merchandise from Chinese factories + double Pottery Barn's prices = Magnolia Market"
"Service: friendly and fast. Salsa: red and spicy. Food: salty and may give you heartburn."
"Incredibly, inevitably, inexcusably incompetent."
"Generic sushi and teppanyaki. Could be worse, but could also be better."
"Happy hour menu and prices will leave you full and your wallet mostly full."
"Make a reservation. This place is always jumping, even on a Thursday afternoon."