"Watch the noise levels after sundown - the neighbors are bitchy and enjoy calling cops just to be jerks.."
"Best happy hour anywhere!!! Drink up guys!!!!"
"Ashley is beautiful, extremely helpful and knows a lot."
"There's a dogbearpig that lives there. Short, brown, and packs a gnarly grill. Maverick is a beast!"
"If you bring yourself over, bring something to drink too."