"Everything is spectacular. Go with their seasonal specials for a unique twist."
"Indoor pool and hot tub are a great perk during winter."
"At 50 soles ($0.20) per glass, you can't beat it!"
"As a boy raised in San Diego, I vouch for the burritos. They're legit!"
"Bunnies beware. The lettuce looks good but it's too good to be true."
"True Lemonade: 2 packets of True Lemon, 1 packet splenda. Delicious."