"This place is awful. Avoid."
"Absolute Rubbish. Guys, you need to actually COOK those black beans."
"Avoid. As simple as that. Avoid."
"Naming a bar after a Nazi sympathiser is a bold move, but with cocktails this good, what's a little fascism between friends?"
"The chocolate peanut butter thing might harden your arteries just by looking at it but damn, that's some good shit."