"Bring a scarf... It's bloody freezing!!"
"There's free parking in the carpark outside the Tigercubs restaurant on the Oxford Rd (heading out of Uxbridge toward the M40)... Get there before 9am to secure a place."
"Free wifi only in the lobby... However if you have a 1st floor room facing into the courtyard you can just about get wifi in your room!"
"The crispy squid starter is tasty!"
"Try a Carrot Cake Martini... Yes it really tastes of Carrot Cake!! Yum!"
"It's John Radcliffe... NOT John Ratcliff!!! Gggrrrr!!!"