"When will this Starbucks finally add another machine? The wait time is extraordinary."
"Food is great. Wine list extraordinaire. Vintage Cheval Blanc, etc."
"Might be the best kiteboarding shop there is."
"It's weird that one guy makes this place his office"
"Setting the record for slow Starbucks. Two in line. 10 minutes?"
"Heated toilet seats! With remote control! Crazy!"