"Bartenders Excell, menu has something for everyone, clientele are more diverse and wonderful people than you will ever meet in a regular cocktail bar and restaurant. Cheers on steroids."
"Try the selection in the back corner at the local Askarben village grocery store. Hint: no blue laws"
"Hot wings are delicious, but wash your hands BEFORE you pee. Owwwww!"
"Wendy's just past Scribner on post road - while you wait."
"This place needs music and booze."