"E-mailing your order in does not get you an order completed any faster if they don't check their inbox for it prior to your arrival in the store."
"Peppermint foot mask with your pedicure; nice touch!"
"Don't pay with a $20 bill; just got $9 in quarters back!"
"Spinning at 9am today rocked!"
"Use UPS not Fed Ex if you can help it!"
"Great Coupon Deals Today!"