paul johnson

"Do NOT eye-f*ck the mechanics, its rude and it will cause you to sit longer."

"The counter is a mock replica of the UN: Australia, USA, Ethiopia & Canada...all present at the convention."

"Pretentious white guys are a dime a dozen @ RIC airport...observe the douche meter as it rises...FML."

"Enterprise has the pretty green sign, dollar-thrifty has the blue one. Its not rocket science."

"@Michael Welch is a palette pimp!"

"Beer is welcome & considered a show of positivity."