"Theres a MAN CAVE in the garage, becareful when you poen the door you'll get hit with a Dart!"
"if I'm not "out" with you, there a good chance I'm chillin on the roofdeck... looking down upon you all as you stumble from Minnesotas to The Inn..."
"Here's a tip.... bring beer! or wine or vodka.... get the picture? My midget is always BBQ'n something yummy...So shoot him or his girl a text and the mere suggestion of a BBQ is all it will take....."