"Everything here is strong, from the coffee to the chocolate smoothie. I think if I got the milk it would be strong too. Love the chocolate smoothie"
"Seeing as how the van is my car, i'm going to have to call dorymon nut sucker a lying, cheating, scum sucking douche bag."
"Ostrich steak. Not bad at all. A little pink for medium rare, but good. Sausage looks better then it tastes."
"Calling this place a streak house is like calling McDonalds food fine Thai food. Don't come here for the streak."
"It's 1030am halfway through the month of March and they don't have coffee yet. No cake, cause the chef doesn't come in today either."