"Bring your own water in case the machine is empty!"
"As of 9/10/12 open to residents Monday, Wednesday and Friday from 9-11 AM"
"Don't expect a lot of help in the men's department!"
"Make sure you pull over and get a few pictures of some incredible views!"
"Hold your breath in the men's room - unless you enjoy the smell of BO and turds!"
"Good pickup basketball weekdays between noon and 2 PM!"