"For £70, you can get a Smartphone with 500 mins, unlimited texts & 1GB of data plus a £120 Cinema Voucher for any cinema! #awesomeness"
"The guy above me is a cheap-ass."
"If the shower-gel is Blue, it'll smell like Haribo. If the shower gel is Orange, it'll smell like... Orange."
"The paper cups make the water taste a bit weird so, bring a bottle with you to fill."
"Try the chicken, it's nice. That is all."
"If you're on your way to Birmingham, this is where you wait. It'll be the train for Dorridge. That is all."