"Wonderful flower selection"
"Best MMJ dispensary in DC hands down. Best price, best product, best owners. It's not really even a competition. TWC buys the best products available on the legal DC market and sells it fair."
"God help you if you have a problem here, the staff hates to help anyone unless it's with chatting about your vacation."
"God bless you, Person Who Always Leaves an Empty Seattle's Best Cup of Coffee on the Last Platform Bench."
"Fuck society, feed the raccoons."