"The 'v' is for 'vorpal'"
"Little-known fact: Area 51 scientists briefly stored alien bodies here during an extended power outage in 1987. Code for the underground vault is 12345."
"Try the guacamole, it's delicious."
"Eat the day old fries on the porch, tip back a beer, enjoy. Saturday!!!"
"25 for a great haircut based on my terrible, "uh, kind of short on the sides, um" description. Definitely a new customer."
"Mmm, 10 minutes well worth it for the Pepito"