"If you buy a loaf of their fantastic bread here, they'll slice it for you and give you some butter!"
"Remember, no lap sitting!!!"
"While waiting for a haircut, go next door to All About Ice Cream for a scoop of the best ice cream in town!"
"This ain't no Long John Silvers..."
"Same price, cash, credit or debit!"
"Skip the pizza-get a salad"