"Put a damn shirt on. Yeah--YOU. That's not a shirt. You cut out the part that makes it a shirt."
"Just tagged our Christmas tree--they were very friendly and had a lot of variety."
"If you can't get your smoothie made by Heather, try for Austin--he's really getting the hang of it now. Bananas Foster or Banana Cream Pie are delicious, or combine them--yum."
"Very veg-friendly, a few vegan choices, plus lots of egg and chicken, if that's your thing. Lovely bar service and a yummy soy chai. Rosemary potatoes were easily a double serving."
"$10 a day for wifi access is ridiculous. This is too nice a hotel for that."
"They sell Pop Rocks here."