"Two words... Bacon. Cheeseburger."
"Phil always has great wine suggestions! If he doesn't, he takes it back! I won't shop any place else in Hoboken!"
"Best brisket & challah ever!"
"Watch out for the fat one, she might pee on your bed."
"Stay away from the rice, it's slightly over cooked."
"The dog that lives here gives THE best kisses!"