"Wicked expensive McDonald's. $4 for an egg mcmuffin!"
"Slowest cashiers in the area! Time to shop elsewhere!"
"Hey, I know that guy. (See photo.)"
"Don't get the Reuben. - disappointing. Love the Uinta beers in the bottle."
"Don't rely on the menu. Go into the bar to check out the NC beer selection. You may be happily surprised."