"We have Teagan Presley September 16th & 17th!"
"Getting excited for Motely Crue August 12th! Look for our girls handing out passes!"
"2for1 tuesdays. Topless and Nude dances are also 2for1!"
"2for1 tuesdays, specials all day and all night. You can thank me later."
"Next Thursday thru Saturday, check out MACKENZEE PIERCE!!! She'll be performing LIVE!! Don't miss out!!"
"Kick your week off with a great start!! We're here for you all day and night!! Plus, come in before 7PM, and get in for FREE!!! See you soon!! :)"