"Great workout, great instructor, signed up for a year after my first workout"
"Great nachos, very filling"
"People who call people noobs at the gym are pieces of shit, everyone has to start somewhere"
"Its policy that if someone dies in a Disney park they cannot be pronounced dead until they are off Disney property"
"Be sure to stand up when the drop comes, its named dolly's dip based on a women who got beheaded standing like a dumb bitch, you could be next, make sure you think of a clever name for your death dip"
"4th floor has awesome free coffee, just bring your own cup"