"Apparently obnoxious undisciplined children now merit a medical pre-boarding sleeve on SWA"
"Arrrgh! If you want to drive the same speed as the traffic in the right lane then just drive in the right lane! Stay the hell out of the passing lane!"
"Ramps are coming apart and far too narrow for most new cars but some businesses validate so there you go"
"Valet parking is the only way to go if you are on crutches"
"Whoa! Crazy line-up @ the Rx drive thru after 5:30"
"If you break your knee and are rocking a wheelchair they let you cut the line and opt for a very special pat-down instead of the body scan"