"Ask for the rotational tap list"
"Get a shoe shine while you wait for your plane."
"Service is poor. Not sure how this place will stay open in the long run"
"Try the Shrimp and Grits or go combo sizzling bacon and biscuit."
"Great Happy Hour. 2.50 Colorado beers. Tropic King Saison for 2.50. Not sure this is the right glass but I'm not complaining."
"Be creative with your gorilla costume"