"Shrimp Alfredo is awesome but I just don't pair it with the Tuscan white wine."
"Bring a jacket cause the a/c is either on full blast or not at all."
"This school is not fair to dads"
"Be warned the there is a southern boy working here. He's bringing up the looks in the north. You yanks are welcome."
"Join a membership together and you can do the personal training together. That's two for the price of one. The trainers are real friendly too."
"Be nice to the Safety guy cause he is just trying to help you."