"I defy you to find worse service. This place has really gone downhill."
"Be careful buddy, don't hurt yourself, and play nice with the other kids."
"Stop by and see the sexiest banker in Springfield"
"AGCU isn't a bank, it is a full service e CU"
"If you are going to be on Campus, the best treat you can give yourself is to check out the rare books and specials collections on the third floor!"