"Best wings on the South Side! Great staff too."
"Maybe Jewel and Dominick's can take price point and customer service lessons from Mariano's. A true delight to shop at Mariano's and a great addition to our ever expanding and beautiful neighborhood."
"If you like beer and sports then you may come to the Man Cave."
"This school has the noisiest library on earth. Best to stick with the public library."
"Be nice to the crossing guard."