"Try the Sunday night floor scrape burrito!!"
"Check out the soup that's not a soup that my daughter likes. :-/"
"Tip the waiters and bartenders generously. Ask about the VIP Room!"
"They is some cranky folks up in here! An they stop serving early! Must be a place for old folks with a AARP card! Not even no margaritas!! Dayummmm!"
"If you don't breast feed him, he'll hate you for it later. At least that's what Doc Schwartz says."
"Don't eat the last piece of chicken. That's Doyle's and he's mighty possessive of it."