"If you're coming here to change your dining plan, turn around and go to the office on Pampas Ln."
"Outside parking is tough during normal hours."
"Don't stare at the carpet... It'll make you dizzy."
"Lower Pac Heights is The Filmore."
"Venture to the 19th floor for beautiful views at night."
"Bring your own mug, fill up, and you only get charged for a small coffee."