"See Michael. He's awesome!"
"Adorable gray tabby hanging around. Buy him some steak nuggets from the vending machine. He loves them!"
"They play Christer music. I don't want to here a shitty quartet wailing about Jeebus while I'm trying to eat. Not coming back here."
"Sat for ten minutes and no one even looked our way. Place was filthy with employees standing around chatting."
"Most friendly staff around!"