"Best prices in town! If you find a lower price, they'll beat it by 10%!"
"Bring in the kiddos on the first Saturday of every month for a free kids workshop! Hammers, glue, and lots of fun!"
"Pizza by the slice, and its good! Try the pastas too. They have more than what's on the menu, so be sure to ask."
"No mini-blizzard combo's at this location :("