"this place has great gyros and the sauce is out of this world."
"Don't forget you need to swipe your key card to make the elevator work.i was starting to get angry."
"Loose meat is the best."
"Make sure you check the movies you buy here. They move old stock so sometimes the discs are cracked."
"People always cut in front of me in line here. I threw my Venti at a bitch."