"Stay away from the first bedroom on the left"
"Check out the bathroom before you leave. Best part of the bar."
"Stop by on the First Weekend in June for one of Chicago’s best street festivals, Midsommerfest."
"If Hot Karl’s here, send him to Destry’s room for a special reward."
"Smells like fecal matter in here!"
"Be prepared to cross on the 3rd floor because there will be 10 feet sheets of paper, one student and 3 professors blocking off the second floor to give a review."