"They serve Heavenly Crispy chilly potato. Must try"
"Not as good as it used to be in early 2000s. Very average quality south indian food and it doesn't tickle your taste buds atall."
"Try the Big B omelette."
"Pappad which you might think is complimentary (also the first thing served on your table); is not actually complimentary but chargeable at Rs.10 per pappad. Now thats some pappad fraud."
"Mind blowing desserts. Pathetic and unorganised service. Beware of cats and bird droppings."
"BEWARE : Don't bump into someone who's playing cue sports. He might beat you up with a cue stick."