Maria Miranda

"Service horribly sucks...after an hour sitting waiting there is no food and one round of watered down drinks! Fighting waitresses take the focus off of paying customers..."

"Get tatted up at Inkaholik Tattoos....ask for Steve O"

"Fear a killer wrath if anything is out of place....."

"Come prepared to beat a dead horse...."

"Mofongo de Mariscos is delicious! Not a bad place for breakfast either...."