"Great breakfast spot! Go with the Huevos Rancheros or Huevos a la Mexicana."
"Go for the daily special. Smoothies are a buck or two off their usual price."
"If no one has made margaritas for the office by 3pm on a Friday, perhaps it's time for you to step up and get it done. Your coworkers will appreciate your initiative and praise your good name."
"Best spot for used boots."
"Notice the markers they give you when you order food. Most of the ones with cats are neighborhood cats, others are beer, or sunglasses. Weird and awesome. Keep it original madhatter."
"Take a $2.50 shot of Old Crow while you're deciding what to order."