"I'm shocked this craphole is still in business."
"Nothing here is "homemade" like it used to be. They're not using the real KFC recipes. Everything tastes like crap."
"Thank you, Taco Bell gods, for all the people who work at this location. Such delicious food."
"Place is old and dirty, food is gross."
"Servers are always really nice."
"Everything is disgusting. The wait staff is slow, rude, uncaring, and forgetful. DON'T EAT HERE."