"Bad service and ridiculously slow."
"The first time we came here, we found a long black hair in our pizza. We decided to give it a 2nd chance because the pizza was delicious & we had a coupon, and the owner was a HUGE jerk. Never again."
"Try the pomegranate hibiscus margarita! So delicious."
"Watch out for the zebras!"
"The foot massagers are DEFINITELY worth the quarter."
"Try the bruschetta pizza!"