"Overpriced and not very good. They survive because of their proximity to Mt. Zion. Cash only."
"Be sure to return the room key to the office and actually check out or they'll charge you for use of the safe."
"ALC Participants, be aware that the room rate doubles the night we are there. And be sure to wake them"
"Be sure to SCREAM when the train goes by."
"Be sure to ask for homemade ice cream. It's delicious!"