"Sit on the right side, that's where all the good stuff is."
"Meat was dry & tough. Broth lacked flavor, richness, tastes watered down. Try somewhere else."
"Super long wait for one order. Likely due to tours. Probably better to eat at their shrimp truck instead of the farm. I recommend Giovanni's: better & bigger shrimp just a little further north."
"Great eye doctor! 1st-rate equipment and service."
"Hot chocolate machine always broken. Slow service. Avoid if u can!"
"Please keep the noise down during a service. Thanks!"