"No WiFi!? For nicotine resistant off-line generation. Not something to recommend..."
"Excellent cakes, like someone remembered Oma's recepies"
"This cafe is not having WiFi, but signal is coming from outside. Interesting combination of non smoking and "other" setup in the same room, despite common sense seems to work"
"Smoke, smoke, too much smoke inside, as we are in 1970-ties. Blah"
"Free WiFi 4Mbit DL, nice vista"