"Not a quick gas stop, the lot is small and there's always cars lined up but the gas is cheap."
"The ski trails are great. Avoid the west side trails on the golf course when it's windy."
"Don't pull oil pans, they won't sell them."
"Plenty of hot water in the showers. Get a site along the trees if you want privacy."
"Look out for 40 mph lawnmowers..."